what’s the most embarrassing nickname you had when you were a kid

universe-punch:

darling-tsarevich:

sephielya:

blackorderalchemist:

sassy-gay-weyer:

dinotrash:

montbear:

hamdoctors:

mine was Velvet

…my aunt said my hair felt like velvet

murphdog

pookie

yeah i don’t know why either

Chicky-dee.

Bon-Bonasaurus >:v

Pistol maybe? I guess that wasn’t too embarrassing… I can’t actually think of another ‘nickname’ right now o.o;

Bellai.

Just.

Bellai. :T

Katiebug.

u c u

“Lizard Breath” - My name is Elizabeth, but I couldn’t say it properly when I was little.

(Source: spunkydragonwithdeadlylegs)

(Reblogged from universe-punch)

Notes

  1. heather-and-clover reblogged this from uploaf and added:
    Ham-hocks. My Mom called me that. Because I was the fattest baby.
  2. dogsnameisfrank reblogged this from ontinetine and added:
    @Phofur - I’ll see your “Booger Bear” and raise you a “Booger Butt” WHAT EVEN DOES THAT MEAN MOTHER? The worst part is…...
  3. windcreaturecassiel reblogged this from ishiila and added:
    Cri-e My big brother could not pronounce s’s People continue to call me that to this very day.
  4. shrineart reblogged this from oldbanecandy and added:
    Hannah Banana or As they called me at work Hannah Montana All my rage when that show got popular.
  5. a-r-imora reblogged this from exaltedsanctuary and added:
    Hahaha. I actually still get called by mine. Duh, short for Yoduh.
  6. cronoflash reblogged this from oldbanecandy and added:
    You forgot one Bane
  7. exaltedsanctuary reblogged this from hambagger and added:
    Nutmeg It will only be accepted if Tom calls me that. Cause he’s British. And ‘nutmeg’
  8. annie-mosity reblogged this from lovelynobody00 and added:
    Hussan and Leonardo… idk. My cousin is weird, he still calls me both.
  9. hambagger reblogged this from lovelynobody00 and added:
    tootie it’s still in use and my sisters say that it’s a stripper name now so im done here
  10. ontinetine reblogged this from lovelynobody00 and added:
    Friar Tuck. Because of Men in Tights. Because I was in ballet.
  11. alfred-f-jones reblogged this from lovelynobody00 and added:
    China My dad said I reminded him of the Great Wall because I was big like it…
  12. lovelynobody00 reblogged this from complete-fandomonium and added:
    big-bumper-booty-pants i kid you fucking not
  13. owlbearz reblogged this from ghostalebrije and added:
    Moose.
  14. martin-teague reblogged this from kikiyuyu and added:
    lorelai I think
  15. versionversion reblogged this from kikiyuyu and added:
    Sammy Sosa.
  16. kikiyuyu reblogged this from skelletang and added:
    Well, besides Kiki, and kiks and kikki pls My mom for as long as I can remember has called me Malendine It’s a made up...
  17. ghostalebrije reblogged this from skelletang and added:
    “Pequis” “pequitas” “Cochi” (which means piggy) , tho they don’t really embarrass me anymore. - v -
  18. skelletang reblogged this from uploaf and added:
    Gravid alien translates directly into pregnant alien OTL
  19. thegrinningcatofdoom reblogged this from 27angel and added:
    Katy Lupu … I don’t even. Why am I even posting this.
  20. 27angel reblogged this from oldbanecandy and added:
    …Bucky the Bucktooth Beaver (by my siblings before getting braces later on)
  21. paperhyena reblogged this from dynamitefactory and added:
    Certainly can’t beat that, haha. Chia-pet was kinda funny; my hair looked like one when it was growing out
  22. theanarchistmuppet reblogged this from purple-harlot and added:
    Sexy lexie.By my family.I don’t even.
  23. abercrunchie reblogged this from uploaf and added:
    Wiggle Worm ._.;
  24. french-fried-kas reblogged this from deathly-gallows and added:
    I never really had a nickname, but sometimes people call me Mimi…
  25. disneyderpina reblogged this from ishiila and added:
    Fatty Patty and Butterball. I was a fat baby.
  26. lizzieart reblogged this from universe-punch and added:
    “Lizard Breath” - My name is Elizabeth, but I couldn’t say it properly when I was little.
  27. icey-senpai reblogged this from mustardurl and added:
    *shivers* mine was hay-hay URRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHH WORST NICK -NAME EVER it was soooooooo anoying ;A;
  28. theladylillibet reblogged this from teamhawkeye and added:
    *ehem* are you ready? elesbian blowjob. Dont ask me why. Neither of those things are applicable to my life.
  29. plaus reblogged this from mintler and added:
    kelly belly
  30. moremoralthanyou reblogged this from whatdoyoumeantherumsgone and added:
    Cooch, Coocher, Coochie, Krisser, Krissy, KrissPiss, Tootoh (my family is Filipino), Cooching, Kitch.
  31. awkward-duet reblogged this from mintler and added:
    Panda Girl Because for some reason I had this panda hat that I really liked and I wore it all the time. all the time.
  32. 0xpuremelodyx0 reblogged this from consulting-sassbutt and added:
    Edna, Didi…Cookie ==”“
  33. mintler reblogged this from deathly-gallows and added:
    Deathwishia. D.w. Julia Poolia. My brothers were reeeel clever.
  34. voluptuousbooty reblogged this from grintaire and added:
    Scooby-Doo. Boopy-loo. Boopah. Boopelah. Scoob. How do you even get those my name is Phoebe
  35. crescentseas24 reblogged this from vinscullys and added:
    Having your name ending with an O is about the worst thing in the world. Edweirdo Eddorko Edstupido Edgayo Edfarto...
  36. ignigeno reblogged this from sempermaria and added:
    Ate-The-Loaf Because whenever I was at a restaurant I would always eat all the complimentary bread before anyone else...
  37. vinscullys reblogged this from lukas-bondevik and added:
    Periwinkle
  38. sspork reblogged this from winterbolt and added:
    Hollypeño
  39. dynamitefactory reblogged this from uploaf and added:
    you guys got nothing, people called me the bra all through primary school.
  40. puzzledpiece reblogged this from sephielya and added:
    I think people tried to insult me and it never worked, so I don’t remember any of them. I know I got “freak” a lot....
  41. cheeseburgersareawesome reblogged this from questionablepracticality and added:
    Tator. My step-grandfather called me that from my middle name “Taylor” >
  42. questionablepracticality reblogged this from arseoverelbow and added:
    ^^you cant escape it
  43. arseoverelbow reblogged this from johannweyer and added:
    Sassypants
  44. threecheers4mcr reblogged this from princesslumpy and added:
    i always had a cough or sniffles and my nose was always stuffy so in freshman year all my friends called me “bubonic...
  45. grintaire reblogged this from uploaf and added:
    My little sister used to call me ‘Pee-Pee’ because she couldn’t pronounce Zoe.
  46. princesslumpy reblogged this from fenrirbadwolf and added:
    I still have the nickname PrincessAwesomePants
  47. universe-punch reblogged this from darling-tsarevich and added:
    Katiebug. u c u